I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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