he puts the penis in happiness.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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