she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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