I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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