U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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