How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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