I wanna bring you to show and tell
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That's how twitter works, right?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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