My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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