Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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