I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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