Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
false alarm, still single
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