You just made me feel so damn special
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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