yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The power of my boobs compel you
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize