I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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