last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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