There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Terrible idea I love it
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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