i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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