Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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