And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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