i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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