this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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