I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i think i just lost a toe
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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