fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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