oh god the rape fog is back!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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