3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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