can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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