It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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