I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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