If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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