im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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