My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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