when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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