i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
