just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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