I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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