this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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