I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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