doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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