Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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