She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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