that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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