at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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