He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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