Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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