You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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