Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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