Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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