he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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