I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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