I will die if light touches me.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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