I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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