I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I skipped work to stalk him.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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